Department of Warfare & PensionsForm MW4 · Rev. 10/26

Modern Welfare 4

Application for a Combat Loadout. Complete in BLOCK CAPITALS. Every kill is reported for tax purposes.

Part 1 · Your details Section A

Callsign

Claim reference

Part 2 · Type of claim Game mode

ReassessmentGun Game Every kill swaps your gun. 20 weapons, finish with the Brown Envelope. Envelope kills knock the victim back a tier. Claimants vs AuditorsTeam Deathmatch Two teams, your own loadout. First team to the kill limit wins. Every claimant for themselvesFree-for-all Your own loadout. First to the kill limit. Kill Tax is redistributed to the poorest player.

Part 3 · Queue How the match starts

Quick claimBots fill seats Starts 8 seconds after you join. Empty seats are filled by bots, and real players replace them as they arrive. Full lobby10 claimants No bots. The match starts only when 10 real players are in the waiting room. Full lobby XL20 claimants No bots. Waits for 20 real players. Bring friends.

Part 4 · Loadout Team Deathmatch and Free-for-all

Primary weapon

Secondary

Part 5 · Declaration Section F

I declare the information given is true, that every kill will be reported for tax purposes, and that I will not enjoy this.

WASD Move

Mouse Aim

L-Click Fire

R-Click Aim down sights

Shift Sprint

Space Jump

C Crouch

R Reload

1 2 Q Swap weapon

Tab Scoreboard

Esc Menu

Connecting to the claims office. APPROVED

A parody. Not affiliated with any game publisher or any government department. No real benefits were harmed.

Breaking

Kill Tax held at 40 percent/Ammunition Levy extended to blanks/Brown Envelope named weapon of the year/Bailiffs report record quarter/Triple Lock Rifle delayed until 2071/Means Test killstreak working as intended, says Department/Stimulus Cheque taxed before it arrives/Claimants urged to sign on between respawnsKill Tax held at 40 percent/Ammunition Levy extended to blanks/Brown Envelope named weapon of the year/Bailiffs report record quarter/Triple Lock Rifle delayed until 2071/Means Test killstreak working as intended, says Department/Stimulus Cheque taxed before it arrives/Claimants urged to sign on between respawns

Modern Welfare 4

Part 1 · Your details Section A

Part 2 · Type of claim Game mode

Part 3 · Queue How the match starts

Part 4 · Loadout Team Deathmatch and Free-for-all

Part 5 · Declaration Section F

Please take a seat

Claimants in this room 1 of 10

Your claim is on hold

Claim processed

Final standings

Your tax return Year ending now